~ Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost.
~ A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
~ If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
And these three, which I love so much I've permanently hung them on the walls of my office:
~ The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
~ It takes less time to do something right that it takes to explain why you did it wrong.
~ Just because everything is different, doesn't mean anything has changed.
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Please don't make me cry.