Calendar Wisdom

~  Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories:  those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost.

~  A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

~  If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of. 

And these three, which I love so much I've permanently hung them on the walls of my office:

~  The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

~  It takes less time to do something right that it takes to explain why you did it wrong.

~  Just because everything is different, doesn't mean anything has changed.