Monday, May 30, 2011

After-dinner conversation

"Meatloaf, peas, and mashed potatoes - there ain't a meal more American than that.  You eat that for dinner and Uncle Sam shows up on your doorstep, turns into a hot chick, and gives you a blowjob."

Um.

Okay.

I'll add that to the list of reasons I don't eat meatloaf.  Or peas.

6 comments:

  1. lol...by the way i got my shit from your house...thanks for the bitch book ;)

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  2. Hilarious! I always thought Uncle Sam would be enticed by hot dogs, French fries and banana split sundaes. Just found your blog and if this is any indication, I'm in. Great stuff.

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  3. I would love for Uncle Sam to eat me

    picklesinmyass.blogspot.com

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  4. I knew there was a reason I don't eat meals with Steve. He is mighty entertaining to drink with, though. ;)

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  5. HA! Now that's interesting after dinner conversation. I bet he'll be quoted one day in some famous book...mark my words. ;)

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  6. ROFL...did her really, truly say that? Too funny.

    BTW, got the goodies. Thanks for the photo albums and books.

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