The total was $16.93.
I only had a $20. I could've scrounged for change, but I was feeling lazy.
Besides, I'm paying a $2 delivery fee, right? Surely he gets some of that - even though their website proclaims quite loudly to the contrary.
But I was feeling lazy.
So I gave the guy the lame $3 tip. His unenthusiastic, but still very polite, "Thank you very much, ma'am" let me see his disappointment and I almost said "hold on!" so I could run inside and scrounge for change. But I didn't. I just turned and walked back up on the porch.
And as I went to pick up my book to go back inside, my full, just-opened beer fell off the arm of the chair and rolled off the porch.
Karma. It's a bitch.