"For dinner, we're having split pea soup, garlic cheddar biscuits, and blow jobs for dessert."
"We're having garlic cheddar biscuits? Really?"
What the fuck? What dimension am I living in? I cover my face with my hands to hide the horror and hilarity...
"Natalie, look at me." He's using his serious voice. I look. "We're really having garlic cheddar biscuits?"
I'm obviously doing something wrong.