Jimi's brother went to Vegas last week for his buddy's bachelor party. We went to his place Friday night to feed his cat and clean the shitbox, and I found this on the coffee table.
Yes, I am the sort that will pick up handwritten papers from your coffee table and read them when you're not around. (For the record, I originally thought maybe it was a note to us - you know, a "food's in the closet, litter is under the sink" sort of thing. But it wasn't that.)
It was a list of his flight info and such, and then at the bottom, this gem:
7:45p 7/27 to 12:55p 7/30 = 65 hrs in Vegas
65 hrs - 16 hrs sleep - 3-4 hrs airport/check-in = 45 - 46 hrs party time
$453.00 for 45.5 hrs of party time = $9.96/hrpt
Of course, I wonder if he got stuck in traffic at all, or had times where he was bored as hell - I imagine him thinking "It's costing me $10 an hour for this shit?!"