Why do my fucking underwires keep breaking? And why is it happening in the month when I must put every penny toward paying off that last, final debt by 8/31?! I don't have extra money for bras right now, Universe, and I'm not able to swing either the braless or sports-bra look with any success at work, okay? I need a fucking break. NO! That's the problem - I need NO breaks for at least the next 4 weeks, okay? Please, don't let me and the girls down.