I want to write "Today is going to be a great day", but Kimmie says I fuck myself every time I say that and a previously nice day goes straight to hell.
Today is going to be a great day.
I've got yummy good-for-me things to eat. My kitchen is clean. My favorite shirt is getting the wrinkles knocked out in the dryer AS WE SPEAK. The bossman is on vacation, so Finn gets to go to work! YAY!
It's going to be an awesome day.
Please tell me you're going to have an awesome day too. What's on your agenda? What's making you smile already?
Let's do this thing.