I'm talking about those effing media player things that people have embedded into their blog, so when you open their page, you're inundated with bad music.
Badtouch music that I don't want to listen to.
And it makes me jump every time. I like quiet. It scares me when the loud starts suddenly and makes me pee a little.
Okay, that last part only happened one time, but ONCE IS ENOUGH.
Please, don't put media players on your blog. And if you don't care what i think, if you insist that sharing your questionable taste in music with the rest of the blog reading world is a good idea and/or necessary to fully portray your awesomeness, can you at least put it at the top of the page? So I can pause it quickly? Or know it's coming, and maybe make a preemptive-pause strike?
Cause you're messing up a good thing.