Say you've just woken up.
You're ready (being forced) to start your day.
And then you open the shower curtain and see this:
What do you do?
Do you scream for the man in the next room?
Do you reach your bare hand and arm toward the beast to squish him,
damned be the fear that he may jump and eat your face for breakfast.
Me? I grabbed my camera so I could share with you guys.
And then I got one of the big manly shoes and I squished the sucker,
right there in the floor of my bathtub.
And then I flushed him down the toilet.
(Not for the spider...)
You are so funny!ReplyDelete
And as I pointed out on FB, I hope you did get him some underwear!
I had this same situation yesterday. And a million times last winter. Spiders are driven inside by the cold and snow so we deal with more than our fair share!ReplyDelete
That gives me the heebie jeebies! I usually just start the water and rinse them down the drain then let the water run forever lest he crawl back up the water spout like that fucking song says they're prone to do.ReplyDelete
Argh! I could hardly even read your post with that thing looming on the screen. Just a teensy bit arachnophobic here - I'd be screaming for the man in the next room alright!ReplyDelete
eeek! That's a biggie!ReplyDelete
Haha good job doing the dirty work yourself! XOXReplyDelete
I'm gonna have nightmares about this guy. I feel certain.ReplyDelete
I would have thrown up on it. Literally...I would have literally chucked on that thing.ReplyDelete
I hate spiders. They ruin my day when they pop up in my house.