Say you've just woken up.
You're ready (being forced) to start your day.
And then you open the shower curtain and see this:
What do you do?
Do you scream for the man in the next room?
Do you reach your bare hand and arm toward the beast to squish him,
damned be the fear that he may jump and eat your face for breakfast.
Me? I grabbed my camera so I could share with you guys.
And then I got one of the big manly shoes and I squished the sucker,
right there in the floor of my bathtub.
And then I flushed him down the toilet.
(Not for the spider...)