Thursday, July 12, 2012

My First Baby Dream

I had my baby last night, in my dreams.

A little boy. 

I don't know what we named him, or what he looked like - all I saw was his little penis.

They circumsized him, against my wishes and without my permission, and the entire dream was me yelling at the doctors for mutilating my child. 

That's all.  I just wanted to record it for posterity. 


  1. This made me so very happy. If you're dream is correct... they sell onesies that say "DO NOT CIRCUMCISE" that he can wear in the hospital ;)

  2. Damn it. That was perfectly good tea that just got wasted when I sprayed it all over my laptop screen. It almost came out of my nose too thankyouverymuch.


Please don't make me cry.


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