I asked a Hispanic co-worker if he'd mow my lawn. (He looked at me like I'd grown a second head - in my defense, he lives down the street from me and said he was taking the day off tomorrow. I would've made the "Will you mow my lawn?" comment to anyone in the same circumstances.)
And then I threatened to whip an African-American co-worker. (He was apologizing for being late to his delivery. I regularly threaten to "beat" Jimi and my friends for minor infractions - I thought I was being funny. For a moment.)
What the FUCK, Natalie?
I should probably stop talking.