But I did. OH, how I needed this lovely, warm, soft, beautiful backwards-robe-looking piece of lounge wear. I love it so much, in fact, that I can't bring myself to stop wearing it long enough to wash it. Why, you ask, does it need to be washed when it's only 3 days old? Because I spill shit. In three days, this is what I've spilled on my snuggie:
Beer. Like 3 times, probably half a can each time. It smells like stale beer. Still wearin' it, though.
Pear juice. Because it's impossible to eat a pear without dripping juice. Right?
You know when a person says "I just threw up in my mouth a little"? Some came out.
Okay, seriously, I'm washing it now. Under protest. Because I'll smell like stale beer, that's fine. But even I have a line.
I do love my snuggie, though. You should totally get one.